speedwalking:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

lalondes:

THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS… HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW…

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

fat-amy:

when your friends says something false about you to your teacher

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When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.

― Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via strengthenizer)
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