Lazy Girl
Melody/SoCal
“You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.”
-We Bought a Zoo
| Regular old phones : | (drops on concrete at 50 miles per hour ) *slightly cracks* |
| Android : | (drops on concrete floor) *slightly cracks) |
| iPhones: | (drops on carpet floor) *shatters , self destructs , explodes , falls into another dimension , becomes pregnant , turns into a cow |
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
(Source: adrians1, via peterpanlouis)
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
(Source: bliss07, via dontplaywithme)
there was this really sheltered boy in my middle school and his parents didnt even let him take sex ed like he had to go to the library and so one day someone dropped a tampon and he picked it up and was like “what’s this?” and everyone just stared at him as he unwrapped it and played with it and no one had the heart to tell him what was going on we all just stared in silence at a 14-year-old boy playing with a tampon
(via fluent-in-lesbianism)
